2016 kicked off with a stock-market slump, then the Dow and S&P bounced back and turned roughly flat for the year.
Wall Street’s finest have been left scratching their heads.
Carter Braxton Worth, a Cornerstone Macro technical analyst, has been getting an earful, or maybe more like an inbox full, from his clients and other contacts.
He shared on Friday what he describes as “colorful” emails in a “Mailbag Edition” note. Worth cut out each sender’s name, but left the time stamp.
Below are five particularly entertaining emails that Worth said he received recently. After you read them, you may think, “No wonder Jack Bogle and Warren Buffett advise not watching the market too closely.”
1. “In tears … maddening”
2. “Next beating soon enough”
3. The father-in-law indicator
4. “Utter despair”
5. “Off my meds”
View more information: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/5-hilarious-emails-from-frustrated-wall-street-investors-2016-03-18